No 73 (TV Series)

Episode #2.2 (1982)

Patrick Doyle: Percy Simmons

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Quotes 

• Ethel Davis : Now, Percival, I do want to have a word about the noise. Because Dawn has had a very late night, she wants some sleep and I do feel...

  Percy Simmons : Ah. No comment.

  Ethel Davis : [turns to Harry]  Harrold...

  Percy Simmons : Say nothing.

  Harry Stern : Nothing!

  [Percy leaves without another word] 

  Ethel Davis : Nothing, eh? Washing up.

  Harry Stern : Nothing...

  [Ethel holds up a scolding finger] 

  Harry Stern : ... could stop me.

  Ethel Davis : I thought not.

• Percy Simmons : [reading postcard for the winner of last weeks' Word of the Week competition]  And he says: "Dear Ethel".

  [stops reading and takes off his glasses] 

  Percy Simmons : And of course, my name's Percy, Andrew. Nothing like Ethel, thank you very much. She's much smaller than me. I mean, not much, thank you.