- Ethel Davis: Now, Percival, I do want to have a word about the noise. Because Dawn has had a very late night, she wants some sleep and I do feel...
- Percy Simmons: Ah. No comment.
- Ethel Davis: [turns to Harry] Harrold...
- Percy Simmons: Say nothing.
- Harry Stern: Nothing!
- [Percy leaves without another word]
- Ethel Davis: Nothing, eh? Washing up.
- Harry Stern: Nothing...
- [Ethel holds up a scolding finger]
- Harry Stern: ... could stop me.
- Ethel Davis: I thought not.
- Percy Simmons: [reading postcard for the winner of last weeks' Word of the Week competition] And he says: "Dear Ethel".
- [stops reading and takes off his glasses]
- Percy Simmons: And of course, my name's Percy, Andrew. Nothing like Ethel, thank you very much. She's much smaller than me. I mean, not much, thank you.