- Randal Headman: I love this dog. I love many things. I love my family and my cars and my house and peanuts and I love this job. It is good to love things. What do you love?
- Civil: Just don't touch my pearly ivories. They're the one beautiful thing in my life.
- Thug 2: You are a pervy little man.
- Dixie: Stealing my friend's dead dog isn't changing. That's not getting better. That's worse.