Stand Up Guys (2012)

Alan Arkin: Hirsch

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• Val : So how's your health?

  Hirsch : Well, they took something out of me a couple of months ago.

  Val : What'd they take out?

  Hirsch : I don't know. I didn't ask, it's none of my business. But I'm a little more streamlined now, a little more aerodynamic.

• Hirsch : Hey, Val...

  Val : Yeah?

  Hirsch : It's like the old days, isn't it?

  Val : No! It's better.

  Hirsch : Yeah! Why?

  Val : Because this time we can appreciate it.

  Hirsch : Yeah, that's why.

• Hirsch : Give me the key.

  Doc : There's no key.

  Hirsch : Give me the key.

  Doc : It's new. It's a button. Push the button.

  Val : Push the button.

  Doc : It's computers.

  Hirsch : Man, this is like the future.

• Doc : [These lines are read like a well-polished mantra familiar to all of them]  What time is it?

  Hirsch : I don't know. What time is it?

  Val : It's time to kick ass or chew gum, and guess what?

  Doc : I'm all out of gum!

  [They ritually stomp their feet]