Chuck (TV Series)
Chuck Versus the Colonel (2009)
Ryan McPartlin: Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb
Quotes
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Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb : You need help, bro. You need serious psychiatric help.
John Casey : Hmm.
[Draws out handgun and advances]
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb : John? Whoa, John. What are you doing, man? Put the gun away, dude.
[firm]
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb : Bro, take another step and I will drop you.
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Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb : Chuck. Chuck, this is crazy. We've got to call the police.
Chuck Bartowski : Devon, we can't do that. Here, drink this.
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb : He tried to kill me. Why can't we call the cops?
Chuck Bartowski : Because I am the cops.
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Jeff Barnes : Dude keeps a Chuck diary.
Lester Patel : [shows the diary] Bathroom visits, and durations.
Jeff Barnes : Keys. Duct tape. High grade chloroform...
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb : Whoa.
Jeff Barnes : From one stalker to another, I'm impressed.
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John Casey : What're you doin' here?
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb : Look, John... um... we need to talk. I get it, dude. Look, there was a time in my life that I didn't have a lot going on either: Dead-end job, no girl...
John Casey : Really?
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb : Well, no, John. No.