Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the First Kill (2009)

Scott Krinsky: Jeff Barnes

Quotes 

• Jeff : I can't leave the Buy More. I won't survive in the real world. I'm institutionalized.

• Anna Wu : Wow, Morgan they look great.

  Lester Patel : I may look good. But I feel like an *idiot*.

  Jeff : Anyone sees or hears about this, my rep is ruined.

• Morgan Grimes : Think about this: Emmett asked us to behave because he knew we would do the exact opposite. We'd misbehave. But Emmitt, he's no fool. He would know that we would know that he knows us. So obviously, we need to behave.

  Jeff : Ok, so we behave.

  Morgan Grimes : Pay attention! It's the exact opposite! Emmett would also know that we'd know that he knows we know, because he knows that we know that what he knows, is that we know he wants us to behave!

  Lester Patel : Right! Yes! Yes, I don't know how we did it but we are geniuses, my friend.

  Morgan Grimes : Thank you.

  Jeff : So, what are we doing again?

  Emmett Milbarge : [watching from hidden camera]  God, I love technology!

  Morgan Grimes : What we are doing again, is we're gonna let Rome burn!

• Lester Patel : I mean people, do you have any idea what working with fried food will do to my complexion?

  Jeff : I can't leave the Buy More. I won't survive in the real world. I'm institutionalized.