- Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill: So how is it going out there? Really?
- Colonel Everett Young: Well, I don't know what Rush has told you. We may not have much time out there. The ship's very old, falling apart.
- Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill: Fix it.
- Colonel Everett Young: I'm trying. Even if we can get the life support working, we don't have much food and water.
- Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill: Well, go get some.
- Colonel Everett Young: We're not suppose to be there, sir. These are the wrong people, in the wrong place. And as a group, they're just not qualified.
- Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill: Oh, please. I wasn't qualified to lead that first team through the stargate.
- Colonel Everett Young: I understand that, sir.
- Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill: In the past dozen years or so, we've sent hundreds of teams through that thing. I think the bottom line is, none of us are qualified.
- Master Sgt. Ronald Greer: [to Rush] Right now I pray to the God above that dehydration will shut you the hell up!
- Eli Wallace: [Greer hands Eli a gun] What do I need that for?
- Master Sgt. Ronald Greer: Just in case.
- Eli Wallace: "In case" what?
- Colonel Everett Young: What's going on?
- Dr. Nicholas Rush: [just returned from a sand planet] Oh, we've had lovely day at the beach. How about you?