- Sgt. Hunter Riley: Yeah,I read about these chinese miners that survived a cave in for six days by drinking their urine.
- Ronald Greer: I'm gunna go ahead and pretend I didn't hear that.
- Sgt. Hunter Riley: You know what they ate? Coal.
- Ronald Greer: Coal?
- Sgt. Hunter Riley: Yeah, Thats a true story. I mean don't get me wrong it was pretty stupid. Nearly killed them.
- Colonel Everett Young: Water level's down again. You're sure nobody went near that compartment on your watch?
- Sgt. Hunter Riley: Spencer came by and asked if he could have a look at the tank.
- Colonel Everett Young: Why?
- Sgt. Hunter Riley: He's a crazy person... sir. Anyway, I said no.