The Con Artist (2010)

Rossif Sutherland: Vince

Quotes 

• Vince : Do you sleep with all your artists?

  Belinda : Sleep? You doze off in the middle there?

• Vince : Hey, you just ran that light!

  Kranski : Yeah, it's a game I play. "Red light green light". Every red light's green.

  Vince : And the green lights?

  Kranski : Uh, they're green, too.

• Belinda : [about her wax]  Oh, Vince, you didn't tell me how it looks.

  Vince : Looks like you're giving birth to Hitler.

• Belinda : Boy, you just get right down to the point, don't cha?

  Vince : Ah, you know, five years in jail. Not much time to waste.

• Vince : I'm an artist.

• Vince : How does a guy like me end up in a place like this?

• Vince : I'm workin' on paying you off. What else you want?

  Kranski : I want you on the job

• Pogue : You know, Vince, I'm gonna be watchin' you. I'm looking out for you, man. I got your back.

  Vince : Lucky me.

• Kranski : You're my favorite, you know that?

  Vince : You should have told that to the new guy.

• Larry : Look, man, I got some old titty mags in the can if you wanna blow off some steam.

  Vince : Titty mags? Thanks, man. You know, five years practice, I think I'm ready for the real thing.

• [first lines] 

  Pogue : Two pairs of socks, that's the key.

  Vince : Key to what?

  Pogue : The key to staying fresh and feeling good, ya know. What you do is you keep an extra pair of socks in your pocket, one in your lunch pale, around 2-3 o'clock in the afternoon you slap those bad boys on, bam, you fell like a million bucks.

  Vince : I'll have to remember that.

• Pogue : And you know the number one thing that makes all parolees go back to jail?

  Vince : Not enough socks?

  Pogue : No, stay away from all know felons and former criminal associates.

• Kranski : Want a piece of advice?

  Vince : Yeah.

  Kranski : Women with tiny breast are better in bed.

  [Vince laughs] 

  Kranski : True!

  Vince : I'll keep that in mind.

  Kranski : Where ya goin'?

  Vince : Gonna change my socks.

• Pogue : I'm looking for you.

  Vince : Mr. Pogue, uh, can I get you something, like, uh, champagne, pee in a cup?

• [last lines] 

  Kristen : Who's the better kisser?

  Vince : Come here, you.

• Larry : How ya doin' there, Vinnie?

  Vince : It's like riding a bike all the way back to prison.

• Kristen : She's a pit bull but she knows what she's doing.

  Vince : Pill bulls are sweeter.

• Vince : What're you doin'?

  Kristen : Blowing. It's part of my job.

  Vince : Well, you do that very well.

• Vince : Why do you put up with her?

  Kristen : Why do you?

  Vince : Money. Fame. Chicks.

  Kristen : Ha! Me, too.

• Belinda : If you like to join us...

  Vince : Open bar?

  Belinda : Just wine. You have to bring your own meth.