- Smurfette: Clumsy and I are going to form our own team.
- Clumsy Smurf: We are? Gosh!
- Jokey Smurf: [laughs] That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. You won't win a single event.
- Smurfette: Maybe not, but we'll have a good time.
- Clumsy Smurf: Ah, yeah!
- Smurfette: After all, winning isn't everything.
- Hefty Smurf: Are you kidding?
- Hefty Smurf, Handy Smurf: [Looking at each other, nose-to-nose] It's the only thing!
- Gargamel: [He and Azrael are being chased through the forest by a somewhat-riled dragon] ... Now, let's be neighborly about this! All I did was borrow a little jar of fire...!
- Bigmouth: [singing] ... Splash-splash-splash; Bigmouth take a bath...!
- [He notices Gargamel stealing the third and final "element" required to activate the Medallion of Poseidon]
- Bigmouth: *Hey!* What Gargamel do with Bigmouth's underwear?
- Gargamel: Making a circus tent, you pea-brained lummox!
- [He laughs evilly as Bigmouth chases him through the forest]
- Bigmouth: Bigmouth love underwear! Bigmouth *need* underwear! BIGMOUTH'S UNDERWEAR NEVER FIT GARGAMEL!