True Blood (TV Series)

Timebomb (2009)

Ryan Kwanten: Jason Stackhouse

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Quotes 

• Jason Stackhouse : I'm alive. Holy shit. God saved me. I'm saved.

  Sarah Newlin : Oh, for heaven's sake, grow a brain cell. Paintballs!

• Jason Stackhouse : I just wanna say I'm real sorry for what the Fellowship put you through.

  Godric : You helped save many lives today, Mr. Stackhouse. Please know you have friends in this area when ever you visit.

  Jason Stackhouse : Thanks, but I don't know I'll be wantin' to come back any time soon.

• Rev. Steve Newlin : You know nothing. On the final day of reckoning we'll see who goes to heaven and who goes to hell.

  Jason Stackhouse : I reckon I've already been to heaven, and it was inside your wife.

• Eric Northman : [catching Jason]  Hail the conquering hero.

  Jason Stackhouse : Oh no. I'm no hero.

  Eric Northman : Well you are in this town. But in my area, we know you well as a buyer and user of vampire blood.

  Jason Stackhouse : Yeah, listen. I don't do that any more.

  Eric Northman : All things considered, however, we'll call it even. You won't be doing it again.

  Jason Stackhouse : Yes... no, no!

  Eric Northman : Good boy. Run along.

• Sarah Newlin : You're worse than Judas!

  Jason Stackhouse : Why? What'd he do to you?

  Sarah Newlin : [She rolls her eyes]  Fuck you!

  [She shoots him in the crotch with a paintball gun] 

• Jason Stackhouse : [referring to Steve Newlin]  Kill him, kill the motherfucker!

• Sarah Newlin : You came to prey on me. To ruin the sacred vow I made to my husband and then, like a coward, you ran!

  Jason Stackhouse : No, I didn't... Okay, I ran. But it wasn't from you. It was from your husband and his crazy weapon collection. Why'd you have to go and tell him?

  Sarah Newlin : Tell him? I didn't have to tell him anything. He's the one who told me!

  Jason Stackhouse : [getting to his feet]  Wait, wait. Wait, wait. Told you what?

  Sarah Newlin : There are wolves in our hen house. We must defend our flock.

  Jason Stackhouse : What's that got to do with...

  Sarah Newlin : We have your sister!

  Jason Stackhouse : Sookie's in the church?

  Sarah Newlin : She came in yesterday, spoutin' the same lies you told!

  Jason Stackhouse : Now you listen to me. She's got nothin' to do with this.

  Sarah Newlin : You Stackhouses... you're nothin' but a buncha heartless, two-faced vampire fuckers!

  Jason Stackhouse : [shoves her down]  Don't you ever talk about my sister like that! If I find out any of you so much as touched her, I'm gonna come back here and it won't be with no fuckin' paint gun!

  [drives away in the cart] 

• Jason Stackhouse : I need you to forgive me.

  Bill Compton : [confused]  What?

  Jason Stackhouse : You love my sister and there ain't no reason why you shouldn't be able to. All this time, I let my stupid ignorance stand in the way.

  Bill Compton : Thank you. But I am also in your debt for helpin' rescue Sookie.

  Jason Stackhouse : After all I did to fuck everything up, it's the least I could do. I-I'm just sorry it took so long to wake up to it.

  Bill Compton : Well you did, just in time.

• Jason Stackhouse : Honesty my ass, you white suit motherfucker!

• [Jason has just awkwardly hugged Bill] 

  Jason Stackhouse : Was that all right for you?

  Bill Compton : [He is noticeably uncomfortable but still tries to be polite]  It was fine.