The Addams Family (TV Series)

Happyester Fester (1992)

Rob Paulsen: Norman Normanmeyer

Quotes 

• Gomez Addams : My brother Fester's invented a brand new fabric!

  Mr. Normanmeyer : I don't want anything that jerk invents!

  Uncle Fester : [close to tears]  Did you hear that? He doesn't even know me that well and already he's treating me like family!

• Gomez Addams : What would you say if I offered you a prime business opportunity, Normanmeyer?

  Mr. Normanmeyer : First, I'd laugh in your face. Then I'd be violently ill!

  Gomez Addams : See? Told you he'd like it!

• Mr. Normanmeyer : Please, don't juggle the bronze underwear, they've been in the family for generations.

  Gomez Addams : Our apologies, Normanmeyer, but we didn't see any axes lying around.

• Mr. Normanmeyer : Look, Fester, from now on, it's you and me. Me and you. Mano a mano. With your brains and my underwear, we can change the world!

• Mr. Normanmeyer : [Fester and Gomez are knocking on his door, he rips the door off and hands it to his son]  Quick son, take this out the back and, and burn it!

  Normanmeyer Junior : Dad, they're standing on the sidewalk too.

  Mr. Normanmeyer : I know, son, but it's nothing a good hosing won't cure.