Asteroid City (2023)

Edward Norton: Conrad Earp

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• Augie Steenbeck : Why does Augie burn his hand on the Quickie Griddle?

  Conrad Earp : Well, I don't even know myself, to tell you the truth. I hadn't planned it that way. He just sort of did it while I was typing. Is it too extraordinary for you?

  Augie Steenbeck : I guess the way I read it, he was looking for an excuse why his heart was beating so fast.

  Conrad Earp : Oh. Oh, what an interesting sentiment. I love that idea. Maybe he should say it. It's a very good line. No, I suppose not. Not necessary.

• Augie Steenbeck : Mind if I crack open a window?

  Conrad Earp : Uh, not at all. It's sweltering, isn't it? Even the daisies and buttercups are drooping...

  [Augie tries to open the window] 

  Conrad Earp : That window sticks a bit. That window sticks a bit! You broke my window.

• Conrad Earp : You're Perfect.

• Conrad Earp : And then bring me my Martini and my Pill.

• Augie Steenbeck : Okay?

  Conrad Earp : Okay.

• Saltzburg Keitel : A Sleeping Scene?

  Conrad Earp : A Scene of Sleep.

• Conrad Earp : You don't want to waste your spending money on an old fool like me.

• Conrad Earp : Cool and Delicious.