The Life of Riley (TV Series)

Riley's Firstborn (1950)

Jackie Gleason: Chester A. Riley

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  [Riley is talking on the phone with the hospital's maternity ward] 

  Chester A. Riley : Hal, you're a father!

  Hal : I'm a father! What is it, a boy or a girl?

  Chester A. Riley : [on the phone]  What is it, a boy or a girl?

  Chester A. Riley : [to all]  It's a both!

• Peg Riley : What's the matter? Is he in some of of trouble or something?

  Jim Gillis : Well, he's married.

  Chester A. Riley : No. She means other kinds of trouble.