- [in a flashback sequence, Peg has just given birth to her first child]
- Peg Riley: My husband - can I see him?
- Dr. Beamish: Not now, I'm afraid. I just gave him a sedative. He's resting. Don't you worry about him; we'll pull him through. I've never lost a father yet!
- [last lines]
- [Riley is talking on the phone with the hospital's maternity ward]
- Chester A. Riley: Hal, you're a father!
- Hal: I'm a father! What is it, a boy or a girl?
- Chester A. Riley: [on the phone] What is it, a boy or a girl?
- Chester A. Riley: [to all] It's a both!
- Peg Riley: What's the matter? Is he in some of of trouble or something?
- Jim Gillis: Well, he's married.
- Chester A. Riley: No. She means other kinds of trouble.