Quotes
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[first lines]
Beulah : Don't let anyone tell you I'm in the market for a husband. 'Course, I would be, but they don't sell husbands in a market.
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Alice Henderson : Woman prefer men with polished manners, don't they Beulah?
Beulah : You just give me the man and I'll do my own polishin'.
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Beulah : What are you doin' over here this time of day?
Bill Jackson : Oh, uh, I put on the wrong pants this morning.
Beulah : Uh-huh. Continue, lover.
Bill Jackson : Uh, the other pair of pants has my money in 'em.
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Bill Jackson : You can read my mind like a book.
Beulah : That's easy - there's only one page in it.
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Beulah : Donnie, there's no use in mopin' when you're feelin' low. What you need to do is talk your problems over man-to-man.
Donnie Henderson : What man do you mean?
Beulah : Well, for instance, why not go over to Bill's fit-it-shop and talk things over with him.
Donnie Henderson : Think he could help?
Beulah : Oh, sure! Bill makes a lot of sense... a lot of sense.
[to herself]
Beulah : 'Cept when it comes to me.
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[when Donnie dispairs of learning to dance, Beulah offers to teach him some steps]
Beulah : Maybe Madame Matilda couldn't teach ya, but you can't miss with Madame Beulah.
Bill Jackson : And don't forget Monsieur Bill!
