"Mayor of Kingstown" The Mayor of Kingstown (TV Episode 2021) - Taylor Handley as Kyle McLusky

Mike McLusky : More important, it's your fuckin' ticket outta here. This shithole.

Kyle McLusky : Yeah, well, here's all I know.

Mike McLusky : Yeah, here's all anybody knows, bub.

Kyle McLusky : Well, you know, if you hate it so much, why don't you fuckin' leave?

Mike McLusky : I'm a felon with no skills. Where the hell am I gonna go?
Mike McLusky : I was lookin' at this school in Wyoming. And they teach you to cook in these Dutch ovens, and it's kinda like camp cooking, right? But what great about it, it's 100% job placement when you finish. So I figure, you know, spend a year cooking, just fishing trips, hunting trips. No one to answer to but a fire. No consequences but, what? A bad meal, maybe, right?

Kyle McLusky : Well, you never made one of those. How's the pay?

Mike McLusky : It's garbage, but how much do you need? I don't need shit.

Kyle McLusky : Yeah, but you're no cowboy, Mike. I mean, no disrespect to your cabin, but you got runnin' water and lights.

Mike McLusky : Fuck you. The only reason I don't do it? Grizzlies man. Fuckin' grizzlies.

Kyle McLusky : Oh, you and the bears, man.

Mike McLusky : Dude, all the fuckin' bears. I know my fuckin' place in the food chain, brother.
Kyle McLusky : [to Mike] I mean, how else could it end? For you too. When you help these parasites. You hold it together for everyone else. It's fuckin' inevitable. Ya know, I always knew this would happen. I just thought it would happen to you.

Taylor Handley: Kyle McLusky