The Addams Family (TV Series)
Itt's Over (1992)
Rob Paulsen: Norman Normanmeyer
Quotes
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Uncle Fester : Hey, Norm! This plunger isn't working. Can I borrow your weed- whacker?
Mr. Normanmeyer : How'd you get in here?
Uncle Fester : Oh, I came up through the pipes in the bathroom,
Mrs. Normanmeyer : Ew!
Uncle Fester : I know. It's this hideous hair. Hm. the only things you're used to seeing on my head are insects!
N.J. Normanmeyer : And I bet he wants your help, Dad!
Uncle Fester : That's right! My favorite roofing companion, you're always there when I need you, like when I was depressed and you went out of your way to push me off that cliff...
[Normanmeyer kicks Fester out of his house]
Uncle Fester : Nice try, Norm, but it's still here!
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Uncle Fester : [in prison] It's a real hoot in here!
[chuckles]
Mr. Normanmeyer : What? You mean... you... you like it?
Uncle Fester : I love it! I made these great new friends. And they even let me flatten my hair in the license plate machine, too!
Gomez Addams : Aha! A childhood dream come true!
Uncle Fester : That's right! And I owe it all to my pal, Norm!
[hugs Normanmeyer through the bar, who starts banging the bars in frustration and despair]
Mr. Normanmeyer : No! No! No!
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Mr. Normanmeyer : That's him, officer, he did it, he killed Cousin Hairball, arrest him.
Uncle Fester : Ditto, Norm.
[sniffs]
Uncle Fester : Lock me up and throw away the key, I deserve to rot in jail.
Morticia Addams : Fester wants to rot in jail. Oh, Gomez, he must be starting to feel better already.
Gomez Addams : He's got that old Addams verve back!