The Addams Family (TV Series)

Little Big Thing/Little Bad Riding Hood/Metamorphosister (1992)

John Astin: Gomez Addams

Quotes 

• Morticia Addams : [Granny appears to be using her crystal ball]  Granny, you're reading Festers head.

  Grandmama Addams : I knew that!

  Gomez Addams : If you think his head's interesting, try reading his back, since he's been sleeping on those wet newspapers.

• Lurch : You boinged?

  Gomez Addams : Don't set a place for Granny at breakfast tomorrow, Lurch. She's fallen into the botomless pit again.

  [Lurch groans]