The Addams Family (TV Series)

Little Big Thing/Little Bad Riding Hood/Metamorphosister (1992)

Carol Channing: Grandmama Addams

Quotes 

• Morticia Addams : [Granny appears to be using her crystal ball]  Granny, you're reading Festers head.

  Grandmama Addams : I knew that!

  Gomez Addams : If you think his head's interesting, try reading his back, since he's been sleeping on those wet newspapers.

• Uncle Fester : Hey Granny, did you ust take a dive down the stairs?

  Granny : Yes!

  Uncle Fester : Did you get hurt?

  Granny : No!

  Uncle Fester : Ah, you never do anything right! Hold this and let an expert show you.

• Granny : Just think. All this trouble and no one was even hurt.

  Uncle Fester : [holding up a club with spikes sticking out of it]  We can fix that!