"Life with Louie" Summer of My Discontent (TV Episode 1996) - Louie Anderson as Narrator, Andy Anderson (Dad), Little Louie

Little Louie : I want to go home. I hate camp.

Counselor Rudy : [condescendingly] Ah ah ah, we don't use that word here. Nobody 'hates' at Camp Chucki. We can dislike things, and if we really feel strongly, heartily dislike. But we don't hate.

Little Louie : I heartily dislike camp. I heartily dislike having my swimming trunks strung up on a tree, and I heartily dislike YOU!

Counselor Rudy : Now ya got it. Ha ha ha.
Andy Anderson : I went to overnight camp when I was three months old. Went back every summer too. By the time I was 6, they made me a counselor.
Counselor Rudy : You're arresting me? But, we still have crafts.

Little Louie : That's negative thinking, Counselor Rudy.

Glen Glenn : Yeah, don't look at it as being arrested.

Little Louie : Look at it as an opportunity to explore the police station up close and for a really long time.
Little Louie : So, you're trying us together like animals?

Counselor Rudy : That's negative thinking. I'm uniting you with a bond of trust.
Jeannie Harper : You're not lost, Mr. Anderson, are you?

Andy Anderson : You kidding? I don't know the meaning of the word.

Michael Grunewald : It means to be completely clueless about where you are.

Andy Anderson : The camp is this way. I can hear it. See that? I know exactly where I am. I'm a walking globe.

[steps off a ledge and goes rolling down a hillside]

Michael Grunewald : And now he's a rolling globe.

Louie Anderson: Narrator, Andy Anderson (Dad), Little Louie