Battleship (2012)

Jesse Plemons: Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord

Quotes 

• Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : Is this a super secret surprise Navy exercise? Cuz if so, they've gone way to far.

• Chief Petty Officer Walter 'The Beast' Lynch : [as the Myoko is sinking]  Sir, there are sailors in the water.

  Alex Hopper : Get the guns online or we're gonna ram this thing!

  Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : Sir, the Myoko is sinking! Sir, please!

  Alex Hopper : Set the course to 3-1-0!

  Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : Please, sir!

  Alex Hopper : 3-1-0!

  Chief Petty Officer Walter 'The Beast' Lynch : [grabs Hopper, shouting]  There are sailors in the water, sir!

  [tense silence] 

  Alex Hopper : ...Hard a starboard.

  Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : Hard a starboard, aye, sir!

  [the John Paul Jones turns away from the alien ship] 

  Alex Hopper : Get them out of the water.

  Chief Petty Officer Walter 'The Beast' Lynch : Yes, sir.

• Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : Sir, if I could just have a minute of your time?

  [He holds up his cell phone, displaying a picture of...] 

  Alex Hopper : Why am I staring at a lizard?

  Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : Because this is my pet lizard, sir, Penelope the Third. And they have the exact same eyes...

  Alex Hopper : You've got fifteen seconds, go.

  Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : [referring to the aliens]  I tried the helmet on, and the helmet is basically extreme sunglasses, along with some hydration and some oxygen saturation, and some other stuff that I don't understand, but we took Penelope to the beach one time, which was a terrible idea. She went absolutely nuts, because she can't handle the sunlight! And I don't think they can handle it either, sir.

  [silence] 

  Alex Hopper : You try anything else on?

  Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : Negative, sir. Just the helmet.

• [Ordy enters the conning tower of the Missouri, where the helmsman is already tuning the panel] 

  Old Salt Helmsman : Son.

  [long pause] 

  Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : ...Sir.

  Old Salt Helmsman : What the hell, are you gonna stand there staring at me? Get your goddamn eye on that spotter!

  Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : [grabs a set of earphones]  Eye on spotter, sir!

• Commander Stone Hopper : [Alex Hopper is kicked in the face in a soccer match and is awarded a penalty kick]  You alright?

  Alex Hopper : Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine, I don't need your help.

  Commander Stone Hopper : Bronson's gonna take it.

  [Calls Bronson] 

  Commander Stone Hopper : Bronson!

  Alex Hopper : What do you mean Bronson? No, negative.

  Commander Stone Hopper : Bronson, you're gonna take this.

  Alex Hopper : Bronson, don't move.

  Commander Stone Hopper : Bonson, come here.

  Alex Hopper : [Yelling]  Bronson, you move one more step you're dead. Do you wanna die today? Do you wanna die?

  [Bronson walks back] 

  Alex Hopper : Good choice, good choice!

  Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord : He's definitely concussed.

  Commander Stone Hopper : You just threatened one of my sailors!