Quotes
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Emma Pillsbury : Oh, my gosh. Sue? Did someone finally punch you?
Sue Sylvester : Edie, William. You. Every year when the photos for the Thunderclap come around I always elect to have a little work done. This year I got myself a bit of an eye lift. And while they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn't using 'em.
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Will Schuester : It's my fault. If I hadn't slept on that mattress, we could've just returned them and moved on.
Emma Pillsbury : Hey, can I give you some advice?
Will Schuester : Please.
Emma Pillsbury : You need to give yourself a break.
[he scoffs]
Emma Pillsbury : You do. You... you'll figure out what to do with kids. You always do. But I think right now you really need to focus on your own life. You know, divorce is a really big deal.
Will Schuester : Who said anything about getting a divorce?
Emma Pillsbury : [realizing her gaffe] Oh, god, I'm so sorry. I just assumed that that's...
Will Schuester : Is that what you would do?
Emma Pillsbury : Well, um... when I first heard about what Terri had done, oh, gosh, no, I thought there should be some sort of law. But then when I thought about it some more, thought about what I would've done if I'd felt you slipping away.
Will Schuester : You would never be that cruel.
Emma Pillsbury : No, her methods were wrong, but, um, I totally undertand her intentions. You're a lot to lose, Will.
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Will Schuester : The worst part is that after all this time, they're still embarrassed to be in Glee Club. I mean, they still see themselves as losers. I just need to get one of them to step up and become co-captain.
Emma Pillsbury : Well, maybe you should let them use the captain they already elected. You know, sometimes things sound a lot different coming from a peer. Even if that peer is as annoying as Rachel.
