Glee (TV Series)
Sectionals (2009)
Kevin McHale: Artie Abrams
Quotes
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Rachel Berry : Hey, guys. Did any of you think it was weird the way that Puck rushed to Quinn's aid during rehearsals yesterday?
[flashback; in the choir room, Quinn falls to the floor, and both Finn and Puck kneel down beside her]
Finn Hudson : Is it the baby? Is it coming?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Think we're supposed to get hot towels.
Quinn Fabray : Would you both just shut up? There's, like, sweat on the floor. I slipped, okay? I'm fine.
[return to real time]
Mercedes Jones : [sharing an awkward look with the others] No...
Artie Abrams : I mean, he likes her. I mean, they're friends. We all know that.
Rachel Berry : Yeah, but it seemed like more than that. I've never told you guys this before, but I'm a little psychic. I can't read minds or anything yet, but I do have a sixth sense. Something is definitely going on there.
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Donna Landries : Those Jane Addams girls, I'll be damned if I didn't apportion hundreds of thousands of taxpayers' dollars to that school so they can parade their behinds around like a bunch of hoochie hos.
Candace Dystra : The McKinley group was good, but didn't seem all that rehearsed, but I liked their energy.
Rod Remington : Well, I have to admit I have a soft spot for the Rolling Stones. I was at Altamont Speedway in '69. I actually saw that guy get stabbed. Can't get that image out of my noggin to this day.
Donna Landries : I seriously don't know what either one of you are talking about. I have never been so bored. I mean, if I had to pick a group that I hated the least...
Artie Abrams : [listening through the door with a glass to his ear] It doesn't sound good, guys.
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Artie Abrams : I bet we get stuck with Mr. Sinacori as our sectionals advisor.
Tina Cohen-Chang : Ugh, the creepy math teacher?
Kurt Hummel : He's always singing when he walks down the halls.