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[voice-over thoughts as Rachel and Will start to sing "Endless Love"]
Kurt Hummel : I could totally sing this song with Finn, but screw him if he thinks he's taking the Diana Ross part from me.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : I love the days when I don't wear underwear. Full commando.
Finn Hudson : I never noticed how nice Rachel's butt is. Oh, crap, I think Quinn knows I'm staring at it.
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Kurt Hummel : I don't know why I find his stupidity charming. I mean, he's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows.
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Finn Hudson : Father was brave enough to fight in some desert thousands of miles away, and I can't even go over Dudley Road and tell the Fabrays the truth.
Kurt Hummel : Your father didn't charge into the breach empty-handed. He had a weapon.
Finn Hudson : You think I should bring a gun?
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Mercedes Jones : Hey, you two. We need to go to the choir room.
Finn Hudson : Why?
Kurt Hummel : Because there's something we want to give you and Quinn.
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Kurt Hummel : Sing to me everything you feel.
Finn Hudson : Okay. Uh...
[pause]
Finn Hudson : I can't. I can't. I can't sing to a dude.
Kurt Hummel : You have to try.
Finn Hudson : I can't, okay? I can't! I'm sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I'm not.
Kurt Hummel : Your lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.
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Kurt Hummel : So they just kicked her out?
Finn Hudson : Yeah. Gave her half an hour to pack. Father set the timer on the microwave.
Kurt Hummel : I'm sorry. I guess my plan kind of sucked.
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Kurt Hummel : [voiceover] Okay, I'll admit it. I'm madly in love with Finn. I have been since the first time we met.
[flashback; as Kurt walks through the school hall, Puck checks him into a locker]
Finn Hudson : Dude. Impulse control.
Kurt Hummel : [v.o] He was my knight in shining armor. My feelings lingered stronger as we bonded over Glee. Then football. Then skin care.
[another flashback, with him and Finn in the locker room]
Kurt Hummel : Your T zone is dangerously dry.
[Finn tries to inconspicuously check his junk]
Kurt Hummel : [indicating his face] Your... your T zone.
Finn Hudson : Oh.
Kurt Hummel : [handing him a bottle of lotion] Twice a day. It's very mild and has a built-in sunblock.
Finn Hudson : Cool. Thanks, man.
