Quotes
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Will Schuester : [suspicious about Sue] You think she has a brain tumor? That can cause erratic behavior.
Principal Figgins : All I know is that she walked in unnanounced and she wrote me a check for three new handicapped ramps.
Will Schuester : I... I... I just don't get it. I mean, first putting Becky in Cheerios, now this. What is her angle?
Principal Figgins : Why ask why?
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Will Schuester : This isn't fair.
Principal Figgins : Is it fair that I had to stop providing the baseball team with protective cups? I only get a certain amount of dollars a year to spend, William.
Will Schuester : Yeah, but Artie is...
Principal Figgins : Is used to overcoming challenges. He'll just have to find his own ride to sectionals. That handi-capable bus costs $600 a week to rent. We can't afford it.
Will Schuester : Oh, but there's enough money in the budget to fly the Cheerios all over the country for their competitions?
Principal Figgins : Sue Sylvester has boosters that write fat checks. None of her travel expenses come out of the school budget.
Will Schuester : Look, when I was in the glee club, the best part of the competitions was the bus ride to the event. It was about camaraderie and supporting each other.
Principal Figgins : You think I feel good about this?
Will Schuester : Well, my students won't stand for it.
Principal Figgins : That's very moving, but my hands are tie, Schue. If you want that bus, you're going to have to find a way to pay for it yourself.
