- Tommy Anderson: Wow, you too look more and more alike every day.
- Grandma Helga: Well, we ARE related.
- Andy Anderson, Grandma Helga: Just my luck.
- Grandma Helga: Eric's son, he won a state science award. Amanda's poem was published in Reader's Digest.
- Andy Anderson: We put Tommy's poem on the fridge.
- Grandma Helga: What has Louie done lately?
- Andy Anderson: Louie who?
- Little Louie: I haven't gotten anything for Mom yet. What am I gonna do?
- Andy Anderson: Well, maybe there's something around here she might like. How about this crankshaft? Oh, I get it, you're too good to give your mother a crankshaft, huh?
- Andy Anderson: Tomorrow is Mother's Day.
- Little Louie: Oh, I thought you said it was next week.
- Andy Anderson: Yeah, that's what I said... a week ago.