Life with Louie (TV Series)

The Undergraduate (1997)

Louie Anderson: Narrator, Andy Anderson (Dad), Little Louie

Quotes 

• Louie : Et tu, Brute!

  Andy Anderson : Hey, what are you calling me names for?

  [to Ora] 

  Andy Anderson : What did he call me?

• Miss Robertson : You'd have a hard time finding an author who wrote about war as vividly as William Shakespeare. You know, "a horse, a horse. My kingdom for a horse."

  Andy Anderson : Horse? Why didn't he just use a tank?

  Miss Robertson : They didn't have tanks in those days. Just bows and arrows and the occasional cannon.

  Andy Anderson : You call that warfare? Let me tell you about the time I single-handedly tracked down eighty regiments of Germans.

• Louie : [quoting Shakespeare]  "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown."

  Andy Anderson : And that means?

  Louie : It means go easy on your kids or they'll take over your kingdom.

  Andy Anderson : That's mutiny!

• Miss Robertson : Here's to you, Mr. Anderson.

  Andy Anderson : No, here's to you, Miss Robertson.

  Principal Halloran : Puh-leeze!

• Andy Anderson : For crying out loud, she oughta be teaching him the Four R's: reading, writing, 'rithmatic, and reconnaissance.

  Ora Anderson (Mom) : I believe it's the Three R's, Andy.

  Andy Anderson : What? She took away one of the R's?

• Louie : So much for strength in numbers.

  Andy Anderson : Well, you and I make two, and that's all the numbers I need.

  Louie : Sorry, Dad, I'm busy. I gotta finish my oatmeal. And after that, I gotta brush up on my Shakespeare.

  Andy Anderson : Does Shakespeare keep a roof over your head and food on the table? Does Shakespeare pay your allowance?

  Louie : But Dad, I'm in the middle of King Henry IV.

  Andy Anderson : Well, around here, I'M the king, and King Andy I says he needs help.