- Jimmy Ryan: You see that guy over there in the suit, the big monkey costume? Well, he just broke up with his girlfriend. I was thinking maybe you could go over there and flirt with him, just a little.
- Angela Bolio: Okay. Give me fifty bucks.
- Jimmy Ryan: Fifty bucks? I said flirt with him, not suck his dick!
- Mike Lagante: Why you keep sticking all that gum in your mouth bro, what do you got an early dinner?
- Jimmy Ryan: It's Nicorette. She's got me on the gum.
- Mike Lagante: Does that shit taste any good?
- Jimmy Ryan: I've been smoking for 10 years. You could give me a nicotine dick right now and it would taste good.