Karl Urban: Woodrow F. Call

Quotes 

• Woodrow F. Call : [Gus staggers out of a whorehouse drunk]  I wonder if the Comanche realize how easy it would be to kill you at a time like this.

  Gus McCrae : There ain't no Comanche left, Woodrow. That's the prime reason I've been getting drunk lately. The fact that you've refrained only underlines your lack of sensitivity.

• Gus McCrae : I'd like to high tail it back to Austin and see Clara.

  Woodrow F. Call : I'd like to sneak into Buffalo Hump's camp and kill him. That's my thinkin'. We'll have to fihgt 'em sooner or later anyway.

  Gus McCrae : You know, that's the difference between you and me, Woodrow. I mostly think about love, you mostly think about war.

• Gus McCrae : What is a genius anyway?

  Woodrow F. Call : Well, I guess the captain's a genius. You oughta ask him.

  Bill Coleman : A genius is someone with six toes on one foot. Well, that's what I heard anyway, I mean.