- Bo Duke: Come on, General. You can make it through this mud.
- Daisy Duke: Whoever called this the rainy season wasn't just whistlin' Dixie.
- Luke Duke: That's for sure, Daisy. I feel like I'm taking a hot shower with all my clothes on.
- Uncle Jesse: It was sure nice of the Air Foce to give me a lift, Cousin Billy.
- Cousin Billy: Anything for an old war hero, Cousin Jesse.
- Luke Duke: There's Twenty Million dollars out there in that bog.
- Boss Hogg: Twenty million dollars? I knew them Dukes was a hatchin' something. Rosco...
- [gigles]
- Boss Hogg: We're gonna be rich!
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: [squeeks] Are you kidding? Most likely we'll be lunch. You'd make a nice fat little juicy snack for that monster, Boss.
- [laughs his Rosco laugh]
- Boss Hogg: Alright now, Rosco, we'll grap that map as soon as them Dukes is all asleep.
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: But Boss, that could take half the night.
- Boss Hogg: Nobody ever said being stinky was easy.
- Uncle Jesse: [showing family pictures to Smokey the Raccoon] And this here's my great-aunt Esmarelda. Eh, she was married to Uncle Jethro, who was as bald as a plucked chicken.
- [chuckles]
- Uncle Jesse: Hey, you listening? This ole family stuff is interestin'.