Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Critic (2009)
Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk
Quotes
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[Natalie wants to hire Monk]
Adrian Monk : Oh, this check's no good.
Natalie Teeger : That's sweet of you to say, but...
Adrian Monk : No, I mean it's literally no good. You can't cover this.
Natalie Teeger : Sure I can. I just deposited my paycheck on Wednesday.
Adrian Monk : Right. But I happen to know that that check is going to bounce. So this check is pretty much worthless.
Natalie Teeger : You wrote me a bad check? How could you do that?
Adrian Monk : I might ask you the same question.
Natalie Teeger : No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Your check was bad first!
Adrian Monk : Natalie, there's no right and wrong here. It's all tangled up. One check, another check. It's like the chicken and the egg.
Natalie Teeger : No, it's not! There... there's no egg here. There's no egg. This is all chicken!
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[at the theater]
Adrian Monk : I just went to the bathroom.
Natalie Teeger : What, *here*? Wow! Congratulations, Mr. Monk, I'm proud of you! How was it?
Adrian Monk : It was magical.
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Adrian Monk : Wait... don't hug me. You're gonna want to hug me, but don't hug me.
Natalie Teeger : Why?
Adrian Monk : You were right about Hannigan, he's the guy.
Natalie Teeger : [hugging Monk] Oh, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
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Adrian Monk : You've become obsessed with this review.
Natalie Teeger : Look who's talking!
Adrian Monk : That's true. Okay, I get obsessed too, but I can handle it. I've had years of experience.