True Blood (TV Series)

It Hurts Me Too (2010)

Kristin Bauer: Pam De Beaufort

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• Pam De Beaufort : [answering the phone]  Fantasia. This better be good.

  Jessica Hamby : [into the phone]  Oh hi, Pam. It's Jessica Hamby. We talked yesterday. I'm the one...

  Pam De Beaufort : [cutting in]  I remember you perfectly. What is it?

  Jessica Hamby : I really, desperately need your help. I don't where Bill is and gosh, you're like the only other vampire I know.

  Pam De Beaufort : Spit it out, cupcake. I'm in the middle of something.

  Jessica Hamby : [stammering]  Right, um... remember how I was asking how you would, you know... what you would do if you... if you like kill somebody by accident.

  Pam De Beaufort : Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a hypothetical chainsaw?

  Jessica Hamby : Yes and that's just the problem. I went to get the chainsaw and now he's gone!

  Pam De Beaufort : What?

  Jessica Hamby : I left for like 15 minutes and he just disappeared.

  Pam De Beaufort : So the problem you have is that there is no dead body in your house?

  Jessica Hamby : Uh... yeah.

  Pam De Beaufort : Doesn't sound like a problem to me. Gotta run.

  [Pam hangs up and turns to a semi-nude Yvetta sitting on her desk] 

  Pam De Beaufort : Babies, they're all the same. Now, where were we? Oh, right. Just lie back sweetheart, and think of Estonia.