Adventures in Zambezia (2012)

Richard E. Grant: Cecil

Quotes 

• Cecil : Not very in my book. Which is precisely, why we should accept Budzo's proposal.

  Marabous : Since when a Marabou servants to a lizard?

  Morton : He's got a point!

  Cecil : We will be working with Budzo, thickhead, not FOR Budzo! We are partners in this great endeavour!

  Morton : Teamwork!

  Cecil : We help Budzo get on the island, we share all the goodies!

  [Cecil Laughs, so does Morton] 

  Morton : I am getting hungry just thinking about it.

  [Gets slapped by Cecil] 

  Marabous : Ummm, question! Could those hurricanes be a problem?

  Cecil : Hurricanes, huh!

  [Making a trifling gesture] 

  Morton : Don't make him laugh!

  Cecil : Budzo possesses unrivaled brut strength. With his help a new wind will blow across this valley.

  [Morton pretends that there is a heavy wind] 

  Cecil : A wind of change-uh!

  [Slaps Morton] 

  Marabous : I say, good shot! Give us another!

  [Gets slapped by the Marabou next to him] 

• Morton : Gathering, gathering! Nigel, that includes you.

  [Nigel looks up, disturbed] 

  Morton : Beaks closed, ears open!

  Cecil : Friends, wanderers, marabous! When those Zambezians flocked together, they created an inside!

  Morton : [Supporting every word]  Inside!

  Cecil : And an outside!

  Morton : Outside!

  Cecil : And if you hadn't noticed, we are on the outside.

  Morton : Here we are!

  Cecil : The Cold, lonely, Desolate, outside.

  Morton : Hooo Hooo Hooo Hooo Hooo Hooo,

  [Pretends to be chilly] 

  Morton : Frigid Africa.

  Cecil : And why?

  Morton : Don't know, it's a mystery!

  [Gets slapped by Cecil] 

  Cecil : Because, they didn't like the look of us.

  Marabous : And what is wrong with what we look like?

  Cecil : They just want their little tree-house all to themselves! How sporty is that!

  Morton : Very sporty!

  [Gets slapped again] 

  Cecil : Not very!

  Morton : No! terrible!