- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: What is the world coming to when drug dealers aren't even safe in the comfort of their own fortified homes?
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Your, uh, psychological analysis is an invaluable asset to our team, Nate.
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: Thanks Hetty.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: But your stand up needs some work. Save it for Mic Night.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Holgate had the tendenancy to act like a lone wolf. *If* you know what I'm talking about.
- NCIS Special Agent 'G' Callen: Actually half the time I don't know what you're talking about. Rest of the time I just disagree.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: I really look forward to having Dom as a partner.
- NCIS Special Agent 'G' Callen: You'd miss me. I complete you.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: If Jackson is Ramirez's Swim Buddy. They're closer than brothers. Swim Buddy gets you through SEAL training. Helps you survive Hell Week.
- NCIS Special Agent 'G' Callen: Looks like I could use a Swim Buddy to deal with Hetty.
- NCIS Special Agent Kensi Blye: Trying being the new girl. They used to make me crawl into the air vents under houses just because I was the smallest one. Yeah. And when was the last time you had to put on a bikini for an assignment? Yeah that's right. Try hiding a gun in your thong.
- NCIS Special Agent Dominic Vail: He watching you.
- NCIS Special Agent Kensi Blye: Watching me like he's paranoid or watching me like he's checking me out?
- NCIS Special Agent Dominic Vail: What's the difference?
- NCIS Special Agent Kensi Blye: Well, usually the amount of time focussed on my butt.
- NCIS Special Agent Dominic Vail: He's paranoid... No offense.
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: [Watching a security tape of the SEALS at a bar] How do you know they're not leaving?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: They didn't close out their tab. SEALS wouldn't leave unfinished beer on the bar if the place was on fire.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Don't mock me.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: I criticize. I scold. I chastize. I've even torn someone a new one, but I *never* mock. You, Sam Hanna, are more than this job, and much more than than a SEAL.
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: Okay. Okay. Let's just take a step back and think about this.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: SEALS have a word for that. It's called retreating It's something we don't do. Now if he doesn't get anything from that guy by the time I get back, I'm gonna jog his memory from the inside out!
- NCIS Special Agent 'G' Callen: You're telling me that you went unarmed into the home of a drug dealer knowing you were outnumbered and outgunned?
- Navy Seal Morris Raspen: It was a little improvised. Besides we knew they had weapons, we could just take theirs.
- Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: [From observation] Gotta love SEALS.
- NCIS Special Agent 'G' Callen: It's still not fun. Although I do appreciate him taking a bullet for me. Really trying to give up getting shot so much.
- [watching their suspect, Kensi keys a stranger's car to remain inconspicuous]
- NCIS Special Agent Kensi Blye: Dom? Have Eric run these plates. I think I just bought the owner some bodywork.