You Bet Your Life (TV Series)
Episode #2.35 (1952)
Groucho Marx: Self - Host
Quotes
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Groucho Marx - Host : Ruth, where are you from?
Ruth Elder : I'm from Alabama.
Groucho Marx - Host : Have you got a banjo on your knee or, uh, what have you got on your knee - anything?
Ruth Elder : Water.
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Groucho Marx - Host : You were wearing a bathing suit when you decided to fly?
Ruth Elder : Yes.
Groucho Marx - Host : Well, that was the right time to take off, alright.
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Groucho Marx - Host : Are you married?
Jack Powell : Yes, sir.
Groucho Marx - Host : Typical umpire - another wrong decision.
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Jack Powell : We have fourteen umpires, and when all the teams are playing, there's only four places they can go.
Groucho Marx - Host : You're wrong! There's five places they can go.
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Groucho Marx - Host : What are the requirements for an umpire?
Jack Powell : An umpire must have honesty, integrity, good eyesight, and plenty of intestinal fortitude.
Groucho Marx - Host : Wouldn't it help, if you knew a little about baseball?