You Bet Your Life (TV Series)
Episode #2.35 (1952)
Jack Powell: Self
Quotes
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Groucho Marx - Host : Are you married?
Jack Powell : Yes, sir.
Groucho Marx - Host : Typical umpire - another wrong decision.
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Jack Powell : We have fourteen umpires, and when all the teams are playing, there's only four places they can go.
Groucho Marx - Host : You're wrong! There's five places they can go.
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Groucho Marx - Host : What are the requirements for an umpire?
Jack Powell : An umpire must have honesty, integrity, good eyesight, and plenty of intestinal fortitude.
Groucho Marx - Host : Wouldn't it help, if you knew a little about baseball?