Psych (TV Series)
Let's Get Hairy (2009)
James Roday Rodriguez: Shawn Spencer
Quotes
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Stewart Gimbley : I went to the cops, and told them to put me in a cell, and the detective said jail is for criminals, not for delusional wackadoos.
Shawn Spencer : He said "wackadoos"?
Stewart Gimbley : Uh huh. And then he pinched himself, and told me to go see you guys.
Burton Guster : What did this detective look like?
Stewart Gimbley : Imagine Robert Goulet dressed liked Mr. Bean playing the Scarecrow in a Summer Stock production of the Wizard of Oz dedicated to Tony Randall.
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Stewart Gimbley : She was once married to this guy who couldn't grow hair. What's that called?
Shawn Spencer : Bald.
Burton Guster : Alopecia.
Shawn Spencer : That's the fear of beans.
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Shawn Spencer : Jules!
Juliet O'Hara : Sorry Shawn, no time for your tomfoolery and silliness.
Shawn Spencer : Actually we...
Juliet O'Hara : That also goes for your nonsense malarkeys and shenanigans
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Shawn Spencer : Well, well!
Carlton Lassiter : All right, fine! I deserve this one. Let's hear it!
Shawn Spencer : For who? The boy? That's on Gus' iPod. It's back at the office.
Carlton Lassiter : Wha-?
Burton Guster : Don't say a word about Deniece Williams!
Carlton Lassiter : Who?
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Carlton Lassiter : Dammit, Spencer, I told you to stop doing that! It's like watching someone while they sleep!
Shawn Spencer : Why were you reading that file like Mr. Peanut?
Carlton Lassiter : I was curious. Several military strategists throughout history... But you know what? I don't need to explain myself to the likes of you!
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Shawn Spencer : Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing?
Burton Guster : That's me and Ruiz the Koala. I make a yearly donation to the "Bear With Me" Foundation to help protect the lives of these precious and unique creatures.
Shawn Spencer : So you're cuddling the animal?
Burton Guster : We're nuzzling! And Ruiz made the first move, Shawn!