- Special Agent Danvers: You Could have cleaned up a little.
- Dr. Werner: It was your department that put me up in this shithole.
- Special Agent Danvers: Undisclosed shithole, Doctor Werner.
- Frank Werner: You know, I heard this stuff rots your nuts.
- Corkey: Nonsense! I think it stimulates the pineal gland.
- Corkey: I get first lick! I discovered it! There is no greater pioneer than the man that stands before you! I find drugs for you, the people. I don't just smell the flowers, I smoke them; I smoke that shit for you. I get first lick.
- Frank Werner: What happened to all the talk? All the plans that we've made? Are you gonna trash all of it to sit and lick some junk mail while this toilet falls in around you?
- Nancy: Why is your face blue?
- Frank Werner: You think I'm a fucking primary color!