- [first lines]
- Yolanda Pratchert: Malcolm, would you sign my yearbook?
- Malcolm Frink: I'd be happy to.
- Yolanda Pratchert: Whoa, this isn't like you, Malcolm. Usually, you're so...
- Malcolm Frink: Negative about these sort of things?
- Yolanda Pratchert: Well, yeah.
- Malcolm Frink: Really, it's the least I can do for my fellow classmates.
- Yolanda Pratchert: Wow, this is a side of you I've never seen, Malcolm.
- Malcolm Frink: Especially since I'm only charging five dollars per signature.
- Yolanda Pratchert: What?
- Malcolm Frink: Well, I thought of charging ten, but being the last week of school and all, I'm easy.
- Yolanda Pratchert: And why would anyone pay five dollars for your signature?
- Malcolm Frink: Look around. I'm the only student that will achieve any kind of fame after we leave this dump. And in the years to come, a Malcolm Frink signature will be worth thousands.
- Yolanda Pratchert: I don't believe this.
- Malcolm Frink: Of course, but then, who will want to sell it? It'll become a family treasure, something to pull out of the nylon bag to show the grand kids. See, kids? Grandma really did go to school with the great Malcolm Frink.
- Yolanda Pratchert: Listen up, Frink-lips. I want my yearbook signed by ALL my classmates - even the arrogant jerks like you. I'm not paying a penny. Hear? Now sign it! Or the great Malcolm Frink won't make it to his senior year.
- Malcolm Frink: Yes, Ma'am.
- Yolanda Pratchert: Write something nice.
- Malcolm Frink: Yolli, I don't really know you that well, but you seem to be a really nice girl. Have a cool summer. See you next year. Malcolm Frink.
- Yolanda Pratchert: Thank you, Malcolm.
- Lucky London: I must train and practice daily to make myself worthy of catching a wave with... Surfer X.
- Sam Collins: I-I should know better but I'm still going to ask. Who?
- Lucky London: The greatest surfer who ever dawned a wetsuit. A master. A legend. But Surfer X's identity is unknown; hidden behind a mask with a golden x.
- Sam Collins: A mask-wearing surfer? Sure you didn't dream this or see this on a wrestling show?
- Lucky London: This summer, I will surf all day, everyday, honing my skills. So when Surfer X appears, I'll be ready. Of course, I'll be home by 3:00 because that's when the toons are on.
- [last lines]
- Mrs. Starkey: [Mrs. Starkey is masked and carrying a surfboard] Hey, little gnarly pale geeky dude.
- Malcolm Frink: What? Why aren't you...
- Mrs. Starkey: Yep. Surfer X. I'm lookin' for a righteous dude named Lucky who goes to school here. You know where I can find him?
- Malcolm Frink: Probably at the beach, sun bleaching what few brain cells he has left.
- Mrs. Starkey: Ugh. Right. Should have checked there first. Catch you later, dude.
- Malcolm Frink: I hate summer school.