Ted Lasso (TV Series)

Do the Right-est Thing (2021)

Brett Goldstein: Roy Kent

Quotes 

• Jeff Stelling : [broadcast of "Soccer Saturday"]  Of course, last time we saw Roy Kent on the pitch was with AFC Richmond, battling against relegation. And occasionally against other Richmond players.

  [plays clip of Roy and Jamie fighting during a match] 

  Jeff Stelling : Well, the big story today is the return of that same teammate, the controversial Jamie Tartt. The ex-Manchester City starlet and "Lust Conquers All" reject has his first match back with Richmond. Any thoughts, Roy?

  Roy Kent : Jamie Tartt is a muppet, and I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch.

  Jeff Stelling : [cringes]  Right.

  Chris Kamara : Don't hold back, Roy.

  George Cartrick : Yeah, come on. Tell us how you really feel.

  Roy Kent : Okay. You're a shit manager.

  George Cartrick : [glares]  Not about me, you twat!

  Jeff Stelling : Language, boys!

  Chris Kamara : [points to George, laughing]  Well, he asked for it!

  Roy Kent : He did ask for it.