Ted Lasso (TV Series)

Rainbow (2021)

Jason Sudeikis: Ted Lasso

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• Ted Lasso : Hello, Coach.

  [pause] 

  Ted Lasso : Really glad you decided to...

  Roy Kent : Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at "Coach".

• Dr. Sharon Fieldstone : Coach Lasso, is Isaac okay?

  Ted Lasso : No, ma'am, he's not. He's a wigwam in a teepee right now.

  Dr. Sharon Fieldstone : What does that mean?

  Coach Beard : He's too tense.

  Ted Lasso , Coach Beard : Boom!

• Roy Kent : Why are you bothering me at my kebab place? This is like my church.

  Ted Lasso : Who knew transubstantiation could happen with a pita?

• Isaac : What the hell are we going to do here with Roy anyway?

  Ted Lasso : Same thing you do when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros. Elephino.

• Roy Kent : You're trying to get me to come back to the club and coach. It won't work.

  Ted Lasso : I got zero interest. Excuse me, nil interest in making you do something that ain't in your heart.

  Roy Kent : You're really not playing games?

  Ted Lasso : Maybe a little. I'm sorry, Roy, but I came here tonight cause when you realize you wanna spend the rest of your life coaching with someone you want the rest of your life to begin ASAP.

  Roy Kent : Please stop.

  Ted Lasso : You complete our team.

  Roy Kent : You're an asshole.

  Ted Lasso : I'm also just a coach, standing in front of a boy, asking him if...

  Roy Kent : Listen. I'm never coming back to Richmond. Not now, not ever. Now fuck off.

  Ted Lasso : As you wish.