Creed Bratton: [from a threatening video] If you're watching this video, you've been a very naughty person. I have learned some of your deepest, darkest secrets. And with this knowledge, I have the ability to ruin your world. But it needn't come to that. It's possible I could forget a thing or two if you're willing to compensate me. I'm one hundred percent serious. Pay me now or I will share this with the world.
[he watches himself from the laptop]
Creed Bratton: Are my eyes blue?
Oscar Martinez: Are you trying to blackmail me?
Creed Bratton: Blackmail is an ugly word. I prefer extortion.
Oscar Martinez: Why're you doing this?
Creed Bratton: How much will you pay me to find out?
Oscar Martinez: Creed, this is low.
Creed Bratton: Easy on the sass. We're just two amigos having a conversation. Comprende?
Oscar Martinez: Si lo comprendo.
Creed Bratton: What? Let's switch back to English for a sec.
Oscar Martinez: Okay, just spit it out. What do you have on me?
Creed Bratton: Why don't I just show you?
[he gives Oscar a DVD]
Oscar Martinez: What is it?
[he inserts the DVD onto his laptop]
Creed Bratton: Well, I don't remember exactly but I'm sure you're not gonna like it.
[Oscar plays the video]
Creed Bratton: Oh, yeah. The sex tape. Okay, there's you. Your little friend. And this is where it gets good.