- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You seriously believe all the hoo-ha?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It's anthropology, so yes.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Wrong ology. Keep your grubby anthro- hands off my psych-.
- Parker Booth: I want to see the barbecued body.
- Angela Montenegro: Well, I agree that does sound awesome. But I have face paints that your dad will never be able to get off no matter how hard he scrubs. They're basically tattoos.
- Parker Booth: Okay, I'm with you.
- Arastoo Vaziri: [Irritated without Jordanian accent] I am a scientist! Okay? Just like the rest of you. I can deal! So please just back off and let me do my job!
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Wow.
- Arastoo Vaziri: [With Jordanian accent] I apologize for my outburst.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh, you aren't even going to try to unring that bell are you?
- Arastoo Vaziri: [as he's leaving] I have to pray.
- Parker Booth: Couldn't you be his girlfriend?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Buddy, you're gonna have to quit that.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That would be inappropriate.
- Parker Booth: Why?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Because... we work together.
- Parker Booth: That's a stupid reason.
- Angela Montenegro: You're going to tell me to stop looking through all this stuff now, aren't you?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I'm afraid so. I'll go tell Booth about the lube.
- Angela Montenegro: [Cam leaves. To Arastoo] Spoilsport. Finding likely murder weapons way too fast.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You're each other's alibis. All three of you were together at the time of death.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Your alibi just became an anti-alibi.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Where'd you get the saltpeter?
- Kelly Bissette: Oh, um, Nate and James have stump remover, and that's 98% saltpeter. I figured that might be enough to remove Kurt's stump from her garden.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [after watching movement in a house across the street] That was creepy.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I warned you about the suburbs.
- Parker Booth: Do you have a boyfriend?
- Angela Montenegro: No. I'm on a celibacy kick. It's been 5 months, and 9 days, Which in celibacy time is 400 years.
- James Perry: Oh my God! You won't let that go. Even the FBI thinks we killed Kurt for poisoning our dog... We don't think that he poisoned our dog.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: He does.
- Nate Grunenfelder: Now that I think about it. Rocky totally died of cancer.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Speaking of Arastoo's fake accent] Is it crazy, or just weird. Weird I can deal with, but crazy...
- [Cam starts to leave]
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Wait. What do you want me to do?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh, crazy is your department.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Now how is it any more odd than say shaving your face, or putting on make up?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I'm not hanging up because I don't have an answer for that. I'm just hanging up.