- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Look you guys, I am the best first date girl in town. I mean I bring my A game. Funny, flirty, charming, spontaneous, tasteful.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Like me.
- Special Agent G. Callen: And the second?
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Second date: antsy, bored, distant, impatient, irritable.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Like G.
- Operations Manager Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Few men ever know how to deal with a smart strong, independent woman. They say they want a soulmate to share their dreams and their hopes but all they really want is a substitute mommy.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: How fast can we get that footage off the web?
- Eric Beal: With or without the co-operation of Sphereguide.com's legal department?
- [Sam glares at him]
- Eric Beal: Okay, cutting through legal tape... I just crashed their entire server.
- Operations Manager Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: [In the background] IDIOT HACKERS!
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: I don't whine. I'm not needy. And I don't slack.
- Special Agent G. Callen: 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Don't let it bother you Dom. There's no way you could have known who he was.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Well, the bad news is our only lead in this case is dead. Good new is: you're off the hook for date number 2.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Sure. Hop on the Kensi abuse train while there's still room on board.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Suggests Hetty was playing hard to get with *Frank Sinatra*.
- Special Agent G. Callen: I told you not to go there.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Yeah, you did. Old blue eyes, and Hetty.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Guess Hetty did it her way.
- Nate Getz: Antagonizing him is not a way to break through.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Do I look like an antagonist, Nate?
- Operations Manager Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Is that blood, Mr. Hanna?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Mostly.
- Operations Manager Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Yours?
- Special Agent G. Callen: Other guy's.
- Operations Manager Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Can we bill him?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Not anymore.
- Arthur Janson: I don't get close to people on the job. Trust me, you open that door up, you're asking for a needy, whiny, slacker of a colleague.
- Special Agent G. Callen: I know exactly what you mean.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Two bodies in one day. It's... a lot for anyone to handle.
- Operations Manager Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: It's to be expected. It's when they *stop* being affected that I begin to worry.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Well, they got a ways to go before they get to that point.
- Operations Manager Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: That's good to know.
- Nate Getz: We think the guy who hijacked it is going to use it.
- Air Force Captain Pete Briggs: Nobody listened to me. You see? You see what happens when you replace *men* with computer systems!
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Eric, that that school evacuated now.
- Eric Beal: Calling LAPD.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Not fast enough!
- Eric Beal: Got it! Commencing with not fast enough.
- Nate Getz: You're not responsible for this, Dom. You did your job.
- Dominic Vail: And when doing my job isn't enough?
- Nate Getz: Come and see me and we talk about it.
- Dominic Vail: Thanks.
- Special Agent Dominic Vaile: Joystick, throttle. This was used to get control of your UAV. We're gonna hack into the system and get it back.
- Air Force Captain Pete Briggs: I watched a friend die. I couldn't help him. I can't do that again.
- Special Agent Dominic Vaile: Last night, I watched a kid bleed out on the floor of a bathroom because I couldn't get there in time to save him. There's nothing I can do to fix that. I don't get a second chance. But you do.
- Air Force Captain Pete Briggs: Sometimes our best isn't good enough.
- Special Agent Dominic Vaile: True. But that's no reason to give anything less.
- Air Force Captain Pete Briggs: Sometimes our best just isn't good enough.
- Special Agent Dominic Vaile: True. But that's no reason to give anything less.