George Burns: George Burns

Quotes 

• George Burns : Have you been hitting that blackberry cordial?

  Harry Morton : Certainly not! I speak this way because I'm filled with antipathy!

  George Burns : That must be stronger than the other stuff.

• Gracie Allen : I remember one Sunday my sister Hazel went to the beach, and she took along her two boys, Albert and Ed. Well, we buried Albert in the sand and then Ed would go in the water, and then we'd bury Ed and Albert would go in the water, and then we'd bury Albert and Ed would go in the water. Well, that went on all day.

  George Burns : What was the idea?

  Gracie Allen : They only had one bathing suit.

  George Burns : I see what you mean.

  Gracie Allen : And you know, one time we buried Albert and forgot where we buried him and Ed was arrested!

  George Burns : Why?

  Gracie Allen : Well, Albert was wearing the bathing suit.

• Gracie Allen : The world lost a great man when he was born.

  George Burns : The world lost a great man when he... I pass that line, I wouldn't touch it for a million dollars!