The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show (TV Series)
Gracie Gives Wedding in Payment of a Favor (1954)
Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen
Quotes
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Blanche Morton : Isn't she a pretty girl?
Gracie Allen : Mm-hmm. Hasn't she got long legs?
Blanche Morton : I think it's that short skirt. Short skirts make a girl's legs look longer. They make men look longer, too!
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Champagne Drinker : Oh, Mrs. Burns, I want to congratulate you on the choice of champagne. This is the third glass I've had, and it's excellent.
Gracie Allen : Well, thank you!
Champagne Drinker : However, I'm wondering about the vintage.
Gracie Allen : The vintage?
Champagne Drinker : Yes. I'm not sure what year it is.
Gracie Allen : Well, after three glasses, I'm surprised you know what day it is.