- Blanche Morton: Isn't she a pretty girl?
- Gracie Allen: Mm-hmm. Hasn't she got long legs?
- Blanche Morton: I think it's that short skirt. Short skirts make a girl's legs look longer. They make men look longer, too!
- Champagne Drinker: Oh, Mrs. Burns, I want to congratulate you on the choice of champagne. This is the third glass I've had, and it's excellent.
- Gracie Allen: Well, thank you!
- Champagne Drinker: However, I'm wondering about the vintage.
- Gracie Allen: The vintage?
- Champagne Drinker: Yes. I'm not sure what year it is.
- Gracie Allen: Well, after three glasses, I'm surprised you know what day it is.