- Pa Gorg: Junior, you are a dunderheaded lummox!
- Junior Gorg: Oh, eh, listen Daddy, if you want me to marry a princess, I'll marry a princess.
- Ma Gorg: Oh, little Junior, my baby.
- Junior Gorg: Oh, but Ma, where do I get one?
- Pa Gorg: Here, sir, is the key to the castle. Don't lose it. And don't use it. the lock's been broken for the last 12 generations.
- Mokey Fraggle: You know, you're really taking a very self-destructive attitude.
- Junior Gorg: I'm already destroyed!
- Wander McMooch: Mr. Junior, you look terrific. I've never seen you looking better.
- Junior Gorg: You've never seen me at all!
- Wander McMooch: Then you know I speak the truth.
- Junior Gorg: Oh, yes.
- [chuckles]