- Pa Gorg: [about to sit down for lunch] All thanks to the spirit of the great Gorgs and the generosity of the garden.
- Pa Gorg, Ma Gorg, Junior Gorg: Hey nonny, nonny, nonny.
- Pa Gorg: [all three sip from their drinks] Ha cha cha.
- Ma Gorg: Pa? Pa? O, husband and helpmate of mine.
- Pa Gorg: [wakes from his nap and gets to his feet] Yes, oh, yes, joy of my life.
- [aside]
- Pa Gorg: And disturber of my naps...
- Ma Gorg: Oh, good hus, all morn have I been reading the books of ancient lore.
- Pa Gorg: Uh-oh...
- Ma Gorg: How I long for the elegance and charm of those great days gone by when Lord and Lady Gorgs lived in beauty.
- Pa Gorg: Uh-huh? What did they have that we don't have?
- Ma Gorg: I'm glad you asked. Out here, in the garden, couldn't we have a gazebo?
- Pa Gorg: [startled] A gazebo? You want a gazebo?
- Ma Gorg: Why shouldn't I?
- Pa Gorg: My dear, a gazebo's a big, smelly animal with black and white stripes. Sure, they run fast, but who needs them?
- Ma Gorg: Methinks thou art confused, good hus. Let me show you in the Book of Lore. A gazebo is a summer house built in the garden.
- Pa Gorg: [slaps his head] Oh, that kind of gazebo!
- Ma Gorg: Uh-huh.
- Pa Gorg: Forsooth, good wife, I shall build you one.
- Ma Gorg: Oh, a blessing on you, good sir.
- [kisses him on the cheek]
- Pa Gorg: [both Gorgs giggle, then Ma turns and leaves] Or to be exact, I shall have Junior build one.